What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
So they tried
What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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